turn them shits up

girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

mentalalchemy:

queenaishling:

darkdionysiannsfw:

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF


OHMYGOD

Maybe I’m just a perv, but I immediately saw them as a tower of dicks.  

lmfao @ the end of the second gif

mentalalchemy:

queenaishling:

darkdionysiannsfw:

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

OH
MYGOD

Maybe I’m just a perv, but I immediately saw them as a tower of dicks.

lmfao @ the end of the second gif

pussylipgloss:

drycoochie:

This baby is wearing high waisted shorts

the baby can like barely walk why do people do this??

pussylipgloss:

drycoochie:

This baby is wearing high waisted shorts

the baby can like barely walk why do people do this??

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

modified-mommy:

pleatedjeans:

An 8-year-old’s homework. via

and he got a fucking star 

modified-mommy:

pleatedjeans:

An 8-year-old’s homework. via

and he got a fucking star 

glamourousbetch:

!!

nigga-are-you-even-kawaii:

*white girl posts her chapped lips and dirty septum*

*has thousands of notes*


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.