turn them shits up
Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone right now.
sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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